Stuff plus Stewart!
 
 
  Stuff that will tease your senses...and Jon Stewart!
  Wow! Look at all of you, so young and fresh with hope in your eyes and so lovley looking. Ahh... Well sorry to burst your party bubble because, thats right, this page isn't even close to being considered "done". Heres a trick : come back later to see cool stuff like " The Millenium Capsule of CRAP!" and the lovley, sexy Jon Stewart. So see ya folks real soon. BOOKMARK NOW!! ( Ctrl D)
 
  Coming Atractions!
  Hey luuvlies! Its me again, yes I know. Well it seems you got just a little to curious and decided to see what is coming...well stuff about Stewart ( Jon Stewart that is) and keen beans stuff like The Millenium Capsue of CRAP! Wicth you can fill with all your fun little ideas that you want the people of the future to remember us by ( Hint, Hint... Socks, think about it), other neat stuff like reasons to hate your family, and the ever contiuing adventures of Miss Pants ( keep on fighting solider!) Also other stuff about unreasonable, unexplainable stuff.
 
  ME!! You care....
  Well if you must know my luuvs...I am a six foot four eskimo that lives on the south coast of Tahiti, the only means of communications I have is a computer made out of old shoes and fish guts. The only food I have are pop tarts and a amazingly large aray of common household spices~! I like to scare the nearby villagers by throwing the shattered remains of a smelly cherry red Magic Marker, then coming out of the bush I was hiding from and picking up the long dried out marker and repeating step one , over and over again, now if thats not a recipe for fun I dont know what is!! Last year they gave me a box of old B movies and a TV with a VCR, turns out thats where I discovred Jon Stewart! Ah.. and his terrible acting led me to belive that I too, could have my carrer crash down into Elmopolluza after remebering what faluire smelt like. If that made sense you should leave!
 
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